CHIANG MAI -- area code (66-53)

• 2 Brothers
  80/7 Loi Khork Soi 3, Lane A, T. Chang Karn, 053-206-403, 089-560-4410, email. Situated near the night market area. Gay-owned massage for men, by men. Natural oils and lotions are used for massage and body scrub. Clean, with a good atmosphere and many handsome masseurs to choose from.

  Comments from Utopians:

  "Odd location. Opposite it is a row of straight bars. The first thing the receptionist told me was that this is a men-for-men massage. I guess they had a few clueless straight men wandering in expecting something else. The entrance is in full view of the bars, so if you're shy, daytime may be a better choice. I was given an album to choose a masseur. After selection, another guy came out to wash my feet. He wasn't attentive and didn't quite scrub my feet clean. Washing the feet before the massage was a nice thought. But why bother if it's not done properly? The masseur that I chose came out to fetch me. We proceeded to our room. There's no attached shower. The two rooms were sharing an aircon. As such, there's a wide gap at the top of both rooms. I actually heard noises coming out from the room next to mine. Although the masseur was really cute and handsome (better in person than the photo), the massage wasn't exactly spectacular. He was quite brusque and laid back. He didn't speak English well, but did try his best to communicate. I gave him credit for that. In my opinion, 2 Brothers has the potential to provide a wholesome and fulfilling massage. Unfortunately, the location was not appropriate and it would be great if the rooms had more privacy." -- philophallus, Jun 1, 2010

• All Seasons Spa
  7/F Doi View Tower, Soi 9 Nimmanhaemin Rd, 053-895-571, 086-587-1906, 084-170-5507. One step ahead of luxury - that's what the All Seasons Spa offers at its private spa. It’s as if you're in your own private space in the sky. Free transportation. Open daily 10am-11pm.
• Blue's Club
  422/18 Chiang Mai Land, 053-204-968. Massage and body scrubs by male therapists at affordable prices. Open daily 2pm to midnight.

  Comments from Utopians:

  "Quite a quiet location. The reception was quite nice and comfortable. You'll be asked to choose a masseur from a line (not in a photo album). Good variety. I picked a body scrub and massage. After some preparations, the masseur lead me up to my room. The room had no attached shower. Quite basic, but clean. The scrub was done inside the same room as my massage. After the scrub, I went for a shower alone. My massage was OK. My masseur spoke almost no English. But we did find a way to communicate. Overall, I had a pleasant time at Blue's Club. Based on this experience, the feeling that I get from this club was generally good. After the massage, you may not be able to find free tuktuks along the road unless you walk out to the busy main road. The friendly guy at the reception may be able to call one for you. Have to wait about 5-10 minutes, though." -- philophallus, Jun 1, 2010

• Chaya Massage
  333/1 Soi Sukkasem, Nimmanhaemin Rd, 087-7282-449, email. Gay-owned profesional massage and treatment. Utopia Member Discount

  Classic House 27/2 Thapae Rd Soi 4 (next to Thana Hotel), 053-904-582, email. Massage for gay men by an attractive staff of young masseurs. Decorated in traditional Thai Lanna style, the private air-con rooms are soothing and comfortable. Wide variety of treatments available. All massages include a hot shower before and after. Open daily from noon-midnight. Outcall also available. Utopia Member Discount

  Comments from Utopians:

  "My masseur was excellent in massage. The host's attitude towards customer was a bit apathetic. Only one bathroom and not attached to room. Overall, the massuer was the best in terms of appearance and physique." -- donnie21, Jul 25, 2010

  "Worth a visit." -- Kurt, Apr 8, 2010

• Fah Lanna
  168/3 Loy Kroh Rd (near the night bazaar, a few minutes down the road from McDonalds, right next to Guitar Man pub), Utopia Map, 082-030-3029, 089-695-0802, email. Looking for real, professional, non-sexual bodywork in a relaxing environment? Fah Lanna is a day spa offering massages and body treatments. Many packages available. The place is designed beautifully. They have created a very welcoming and relaxing atmosphere. Very high standards at reasonable prices. Utopia Member Discount
• His Club
  21/43 Soi Moo Ban Unn Ruen, Changkhlan Rd, 053-204-148, 084-170-5507, email.
• M2M Massage
  1/8 Thae Phae Rd Lane 1, 053-820-669, 080-670-6977. Offering Thai massage, oil or cream massage, facials, body scrub and body mask.

  Comments from Utopians:

  "The host is very nice and friendly. But I had to wait for 20 minutes before the masseur came. Both my friend and I asked for 1.5 hours massage, but less than one hour service was provided (of course they charged me 1.5 hours fee). The technique of my masseur is not so good. Only one air-con unit shared between four mini-compartments. Inconvenient for the single and non-attached bathroom. But the place is clean and cosy. It is not far from Thapae gate." -- donnie21, Jul 25, 2010

  "Went to M2M Massage twice this time. My first masseur had strong hands and gave a very competent massage, which just seemed to naturally blend into an incredibly hot sensual massage. The 2nd time I went, I got a guy who gave a very poor massage. Weak hands and no real idea of what he was doing. There was no connection between us." -- Trevelly, Feb 2, 2010

• Mystic Orient Massage
  59/1 Sittiwong Rd, T. Chang Moi A. Muang, 053-874-334, 086-115-1960, 084-364-3446, email. Massage for men, by men. Located in the center of Chiang Mai, near the city moat and just a few minutes north of Gecko Books. Decorated in Lanna and contemporary styles. Private massage rooms with aircon. Handsome and expert young masseurs. Treatments include aromatherapy, cream massage and body scrub as well as traditional Thai massage. Outcall to your hotel also available.
• One-2-Come
  360/1 Changklan Rd, 053-204-385, 086-918-5536, email. Gay-owned spa with massage, bar and beer garden serving Thai and international snacks. Professional, charming masseurs. Very nice rooms, all with aircon, private bath and individual music. Services include oil massage, cream spa, body scrub, jacuzzi and 4-hand massage. Utopia Member Discount

  River House Massage 14/1 Wangsingkam Rd, 053-876-085, email. River House Massage offers a wide variety of massage packages in a beautiful setting. A large staff of well-trained and handsome young masseurs will surely make your visit enjoyable. Before or after your massage you can sit and relax in their beautiful courtyard garden over looking the Ping River and meet new friends, have dinner or just relax and have a drink with your masseur. Utopia Member Discount

  Comments from Utopians:

  "My tuktuk driver wasn't quite sure of its location. Entrance to the massage place was at the back. The reception was spacious and beautiful, overlooking a small courtyard along the Ping River. There's a small eating place out front. The courtyard garden was in a state of abandonment. There's a small disused bar and a sad billiard table. I was told that they're in the process of upgrading. New facilities were being built. Maybe in a few months or so. I chose a masseur from an album. Most of the guys were not my type. Was quite disappointed as their website showed a lot of appealing guys. I may have come at the wrong time and day. The room wasn't what I expected. Spartan and basic. Didn't look at all like the photos at their website. No attached shower. The bathroom with the shower was spacious but kinda slapdash. The massage was okay. My masseur was very accommodating. While not that bad, it was not that great either. The staff were friendly and yet some of them seemed to have a don't-care attitude. But I don't mind trying them again in the future. Try it out yourself. Go in the day time to enjoy the river view. I'd love to hang around the courtyard garden after the massage. But I felt that the staff wanted me to leave so that they could go on and be themselves." -- philophallus, Jun 1, 2010

  "Worth a visit." -- Kurt, Apr 8, 2010

• Sanctuary Spa
  13/1 Bumrungburi Rd (opposite the Chinese Embassy, near Suan Prung Gate), 053-280-349 and 081-868-3039. CM branch of this Bangkok spa. The owner trained and worked at the Oriental Hotel in Bangkok from which the standards at Sanctuary are derived.
• Wall Massage
  36 Kampheng Din Soi 1, Amphur Muang Chiang Mai (behind AIS office), Utopia Map, 053-274-275, 080-617-5000. Relax in a beautiful, Northern Thai style environment with their masseurs.

  Comments from Utopians:

  "Having visited numerous places in Thailand, I can say that this one stood out. Very nice owner and wonderful staff. My masseur, called Beer, gave a massage with great dedication. Recommended." -- oatmen, Feb 19, 2010